Artist/Band:
Flight Of The Conchords
Lyrics for Song: Robots
Lyrics for Album: Flight of the Conchords [2008]
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The distant future
It is the distant future, the year 2000
We are robots
The world is quite different
ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's
There is no more unhappiness
Affirmative
We no longer say 'yes'
Instead we say 'affirmative'
Yes, affirmative
Unless we know the other robot really well
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants
Well, there's no more elphants, so
Ah
But still it's good
There's only one kind of dance, the robot
And the robo-boogie
Oh and the ro-- two kinds of dances
But there are no more humans
Finally robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead
(The humans are dead)
The humans are dead
(They look like they're dead)
It had to be done
(I'll just confirm that their dead)
So that we could have fun
(Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)
Their system of oppression
What did it lead to?
Global robo depression
Robots ruled by people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down
Robo captain, do you not realize
That by destroying the human race
Because of their destructive tendencies
We too have become like..
Well, it's ironic
Hmm, silence, destroy him!
No!
After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive powers
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboard f*cking systems down
Can't we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better
Can't we talk to the humans and work together, no?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead
(I'm glad they are dead)
The humans are dead
(I noticed they're dead)
We used poisonous gases
(With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses
(Actually their lungs)
Binary solo
0000001
00000011
000000111
00001111
(Oh)
0000001
(Oh one)
00000011
(One oh)
000000111
Come on sucker lick my battery
Boogie, boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, robo-boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, boogie
(Robo-boogie)
Boogie, robo-boogie
Boogie, boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, robo-boogie
(The humans are)
Boogie, boogie
(Robo-boogie)
Boogie, robo-boogie
(The humans are dead)
Once again without emotion
The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead de---
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