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Artist/Band: Arrogant Worms
Lyrics for Song: A Night On Dildo
Lyrics for Album: Russell's shorts [1994]



Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland

An island in the sea

I love you oh so very much

I'd join the ministry



To show the people 'round the rock

When tourist season's here

Although in my opinion

It's a gem throughout the year



Well if you're one for swimmin'

Don't think it's out of reach

You can go and take a dip along Grosse Water Beach

I know the name's misleadin'

That's quite a problem here

Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer



Chorus:

From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland

Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand

Don't let their names deceive you

Newfoundland's mighty fine

So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time



Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down

Before it gets too dark

Oh sorry ma'am, I should've said

That's our provincial park



There's also Whippet Harbor

Or maybe Butterpot

Or maybe I'll just hit the pub,

I'm feeling like a shot.



Well you can sail at Quidi Vidi

And look at Joe Batt's Arm

There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (moo)

They're so full of charm!



Get married down in Kilbride

Have a party in Hate Bay

Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day



Chorus



Drinking Verse:

-raa ra ra . .etc.



Chorus



So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time (x3)



COD!


Album Lyrics: Russell's shorts [1994]


Arrogant Worms
"Russell's shorts [1994]"


1. A Night On Dildo
2. Having Fun Is Bad For You
3. Killer Robots From Venus
4. Losing Hair Under God
5. The Fishing Song
6. The Last Sensitive Cowboy
7. Tokyo Love Song
8. William Shakespeare's In My Cat
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