Mutha'uckas

Flight Of The Conchords · Flight of the Conchords [2008]

Too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

There's too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

(Uckin' with my shi-)

Too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

(With my shi-)

How many mutha'uckas?

Too many to count, mutha'uckas!



I pay my mutha'uckin rent fortnightly

Mutha'uckas at the bank tryna' to play me

And I'm out 'fore my account goes out on A.P

(On A.P!)

Yeah, you know me



Mutha'ucka charge a two buck transaction fee

Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me

Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty

So, you'll fee me cus of your mutha'uckin fee?!



Read the word on my ATM slip

Said "We're all mutha'uckas and we're uckin' with your shi-"

Come on



Too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

(My transactional shi-)

There's too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

(My weekly statement shi-)

Too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

(With my balance shi-)

How many mutha'uckas?

Too many to count, mutha'uckas



The mutha'ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery

The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a kiwi

The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious

Cut the cra- (censored), I need my red delicious



Tells me as a kiwi that my money isn't valid

Gonna dice the mutha'ucka like a mutha'uckin fruit'salad

Then (censored) Granny Smith (censored) an avocado (censored)

Mango (censored)

And pop an apple in his ass, yeah!



Too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

(I'm gonna juice the mutha'ucka!)

There's too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with my shi-

(He's gonna wake up in a smoothie!)

Too many mutha'uckas

Uckin' with ----

Everybody come on!

Yeah

Too many mutha'uckas uckin' with my shh