A Kiss Is Not A Contract

Flight Of The Conchords · Flight of the Conchords [2008]

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

Mm, it's very nice

Just because you've been exploring my mouth

Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no



A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very very nice

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey

Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys



Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band

Doesn't mean it's all about poontang

I can't go around loving everyone

I just wouldn't get anything done



You can take me out to dinner, that might be quite nice

You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice

But that won't get you into pants paradise

They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven, whoa oh



(whistling)



A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very, very nice



I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby

We're only two men, ladies

Babies, pretty babies