Sugalumps

Let me tell ya

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks

I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks

I see you girls lookin' at my junk

Then checkin' out my rump

Then back to my sugalumps



When I shake it, I shake it all up

You probably think that my pants have the mumps

It's just my sugalump-bump-ba-bumps

They look so good

That's why I keep 'em in the front



All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps

They drive the ladies crazy



All these bitches checkin' out my britches

Put 'em in a trance when I wear trackpants

My dungarees make them hungarees

They're over the moon when I don pantaloons



My sugalumps are two of a kind

Sweet and white and highly refined

Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery

To steal a feel of my family jewellry

My candy balls cause a kerfuffle

The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle

If you party with the party prince

You get two complimentary after dinner mints



Girls surround me when I'm standing on my stoop

Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup

Book tokens, free chicken soup

Standing on the corner going slurp-hah, slurp-hah

Slurp-hah, slurp-hah

Slurp-hah, slurp-hah



We see you girls checkin' out our trunks

We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks

We see you girls lookin' at our junk

Then checkin' out our rumps

Then back to our sugalumps



Chillin' in my store doing my thing

When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling

I'm like "Holy sh*t, what happened to you?"

He said "How much will you give me for the family jewels?"

I said "Ten bucks"

He said "No way"

"Ten bucks and a frisbee"

He said "Okay"

Then I took his sugalumps and put 'em up in a display

And sold them as hacky sacks later that day



All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps

Sweet sugalumps, yeah