Friends

Flight Of The Conchords · I Told You I Was Freaky [2009]

Friends sing together

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Friends do things together

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Friends laugh together

Ha ha ha ha

Friends make graphs together

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Friends help you when you're in danger

Friends are people who are not strangers

Friends help you shift into a new place

Tell you if you've got food on your face



Friends are the ones on whom you can depend

He's my friend, he is not my friend

Friends are the ones who are there in the end

He's my friend

They are not my friends



If you trip over, I'll catch your fall

If you kick my dick, I won't break your balls

If you get drunk and vomit on me

I'll make sure you get home safely

If you cross the road and a truck struck you

I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you

I'll cheer you up if you're depressed

If you get murdered, I'll avenge your death



Friends walk together

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Pop and lock together,

Zzt brrt zzt brrt

Me and him together

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Me and Jim forever



Friends go jogging at the track

Friends borrow money never pay it back

Friends do not let friends do crack

Friends go out and grab a snack



Friends drink beer in the sun

Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one

Friends tell you when your fly's undone

Murray,

Your fly is undone



My uncle John had a special friend

They dressed alike

His name was Ben

I've never seen two friends like them

They were very, very friendly men



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Friends friends friends

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Friends friends friends friends



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Friends friends friends friends

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Friends



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