Hitchin' A Ride

Hey mister, where you headed?

Are you in a hurry?

I need a lift to happy hour.

Say oh no.



Do you break for distilled spirits?

I need a break as well.

The well that inebriates the guilt.

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4



Cold turkey's getting stale,

Tonight I'm eating crow.

Fermented salmonella poison oak no



There's a drought at the Fountain of youth,

And now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up,

As say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4



Troubled times,

you know I can not lie.

I'm off the wagon

And I'm hitchin' a ride.



There's a drought at the fountain of youth,

And now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up,

I say shit!