Cupid's Chokehold

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Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)



It's been some time since we last spoke

This is gonna sound like a bad joke

But, momma, I fell in love again

It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend



And I know it sounds so old

But Cupid got me in a chokehold

And I'm afraid I might give in

Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'



I mean, she even cooks me pancakes

And alka seltzer when my tummy aches

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is



We even got a secret handshake

And she loves the music that my band makes

I know I'm young, but if I had to choose her or the sun

I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun



(Ba ba da da, ba ba da da)



Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)



Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)



It's been awhile since we talked last

And I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast

But, dad, I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one

Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son



And I know you heard the last song

About the girls that didn't last long

But I promise this is on a whole new plane

I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)



I love the way she calls my phone

She even got her very own ringtone

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)



It's gonna be a long drive home

But I know as soon as I arrive home

And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor

She'll be back "into my arms once more for sure [like]"



Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)



She's got a smile that would make the most senile

Annoying old man bite his tongue

I'm not done

She's got eyes comparable to sunrise

And it doesn't stop there

Man, I swear



She's got porcelain skin, of course she's a ten

And now she's even got her own song

But movin' on

She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard

And we can be on the phone for three hours

Not sayin' one word



And I would still cherish every moment

And when I start to build my future she's the main component

Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love or whatever you call it, but

Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like "here"



Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)



Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)