If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')

(Tommy Collins)



If you got a Cadillac, boy,

And a forty room shack, boy,

A bucket full of money

And a tree full of honey,

But if you're gettin' no huggin',

No smoochin' or a-muggin'.

If you ain't lovin',

Then you ain't livin'.



If you're ridin' on a gravy train

Instead of walkin down lover's lane,

You can't make hay, boy,

'Cause you're goin' the wrong way boy.

You gotta get a little honey,

It's better than money.

If you ain't lovin',

Then you ain't livin'.



--- Instrumental ---



If they call you a big man

'Cause you gotta lotta bottom land.

If you're kin to the president

And you help run the government,

But if you're gettin' no attention,

You're better off on a pension.

If you ain't lovin',

Then you ain't livin'.



--- Instrumental ---



If you got a string of long cars

And you're smokin' them four - bit cigars.

You ain't no well to do

Unless you get a little koochi-koo.

It takes a little bit of smackin'

All your life's a-lackin'.

If you ain't lovin',

Then you ain't livin'...