King Of Asskissing

ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR



Being the king of asskissing

Makes him a royal drag

And the king of asskissing, he's after me again

Bringing me his royal nag

He takes every opportunity to get to me



And here he comes again

Don't think I'll ever be at rest

I suppose happiness will come to some but I'll never be a lucky one

Still I got to keep on hoping for the best

But once again he comes again that's how the story goes

And it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put his nose

SOMETIME - SOMEDAY THAT BASTARD'S GOING TO PAY!



ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, GO



The king of of asskissing

Says I'm the one and only

And the king of asskissing with his constant presence

He keeps me from being lonely

He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me



And here we go again, it looks as if he's here to stay

I've tried to beat, to pull and whack

But a monkey sliding down my back

Won't easily go away

So once again he comes again about to reach his goal

The one and only monrach with his kingdom in a hole



SOMETIME - SOON THE KING OF ASSKISSING IS GOING TO PAY

AAHHHHH