Cha Ching

It started on the real world

A hot tub full of hot girls

Grinding every frat boy and freak



Line up all the idols

Who paint on phony smiles

Trying to ride the fast track for free



Who's the Biggest Loser?

I'll bust the biggest boozer

Bigger ratings for MTV



All the sole Survivors

Still stranded on the island

Lying through their teeth for money



CHORUS

So everybody dance and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it, cha-ching

When you take off all your clothes,

When you strike a playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching



Everybody stop and stare

Kardashian's ass is everywhere

If you missed it watch TMZ



Pretending to be lesbians

And Tila's playing all of them

While Flavor Flav get fucked up for free



Guess who's really living large

It's Mini-Me the porn star

Google it, I think you'll agree



And all the hotties on the hills

Just getting rich and making bills

While you and I are watching TV



CHORUS

So everybody dance and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it, cha-ching

When you take off all your clothes,

When you strike a playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching



(Turn it off)

The all-American dream

Is getting fifteen for free

(Turn it off)

The all-American dream is so skin deep

Yeah, yeah, yeah



It started on the real world

A hot tub full of hot girls

Grinding every frat boy and freak



CHORUS

So everybody dance and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it, cha-ching

When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching



So everybody dance and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it, cha-ching

When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching



So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes

Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching)

So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes

Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching)