If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel, now that we're cozy and clinging



Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing



From the moment we kissed tonight



That's the way I've just gotta behave



Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light or if I were a banner I'd wave



Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing



Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging



And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs



Well, and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding



Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson, I'm learning



Well sir, all I can say, if I were a bridge I'd be burning



Yes, I knew my moral would crack



From the wonderful way that you looked



Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack or if I were a goose I'd be cooked



Ask me how do I feel, now that we're finally caressing



Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing



Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring



Yes, or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding