Interlude-Speaker Phone

(Phone dialing)



(Phone ringing)



Friend: Hello.

Janet: Hi, it's me.

F: You got me on that damn speaker phone.

J: Yeah, I do.

F: Wutcha doin' with your hands that you can't pick up the phone?

J: Don't you worry about it. I'm taking care of my business.

(Friend laughs)

J: Wutcha doin'?

F: Hold on... lemme just... ok... here we go... I'm back.

J: I'm goin' out tonight... Wait, hold on.

(Janet moans)

F: Your coochie gon' swell up and fall apart.