Cheap and Cheerful

I'm bored of cheap and cheerful

I want expensive sadness

Hospital bills, parole

Open doors to madness



I want you to be crazy

'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight

I want you to be crazy

'Cause you're stupid baby when you're sane



I'm sick of social graces

Show your shark-tipped teeth

Lose your cool in public

Dig that illegal meat



'Cause love is just a dialogue

You can't survive on ice-cream

You got the same needs as a dog

It's alright

To be mean

It's alright

To be mean



I want you to be crazy

'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight

I want you to be crazy

'Cause you're stupid baby when you're sane



It's alright

To be mean

It's alright

To be mean (x2)



I want you to be crazy

'Cause you're boring baby when you're straight

I want you to be crazy

'Cause you're stupid baby when you're sane (x2)