Crazy Women

Who'd-a guessed that Aquanette

Could start a fire with a single cigarette

She wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned

Just sick and tired of wonderin' if he was coming home

So she drove around

She found his car

They heard a boom from in the bar

He called the cops

She called his bluff

They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs



Crazy women: ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end

Oh, yeah, God forgive 'em

They weren't born like this

Oh, no, crazy women...are made by crazy men



He told his friends she was depressed

Borderline bi-polar, witch with PMS

Well, he cheats and lies, and then plays the victim

He don't know why they always seem to pick him



Crazy women: ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end

Oh, yeah, God forgive 'em

They weren't born like this

Oh, no, crazy women...are made by crazy men



Some take a pistol, some take an axe

And, boy, if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match

It might be the teacher just down the street

The hairdresser or the housewife, or the waitress that's so sweet

No, you won't see it when you meet 'em

So be careful how you treat 'em

'Cause she might look just like me



Crazy women: ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end

Oh, yeah, God forgive us

Even though some were born like this

God knows crazy women...are made by crazy, crazy, crazy

Crazy women...are made by crazy men