Welcome To The Family

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

Hope you have lots of babies

Hope you get a real good job

Hope you don't mind company

'Cause we'll be here a lot

And brother here's some brotherly advice

If you know what's good for you you'll treak her right ('cause)



[Chorus]

'Cause grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son

He'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy

He'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper

And Daddy's got a shotgun



Welcome to the family

And this side of the tracks

If you ever leave her

You aint coming back

My nephew Red's a hunter

He's gonna hunt you down

Just like he did the last one

And he still ain't been found

Now I like you just fine, don't get me wrong

But boy take care of her 'cause if you don't



[Chorus x2]



Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my little sister

Yeah, she'll make a real good wife