Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Well it took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates

I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage

Well I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool

So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin' pool

Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer, she didn't think I'd show up here

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend



I watched her for awhile, but I didn't like her walk

She came across kinda cheap to me

But hey, how's that my fault

She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch

Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate, I'm gonna pitch

Little bitch

Well them pretty girls can play their game

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend



Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death

I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

I didn't give a second thought to bein' thrown in jail

'Cause baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail

And I was mad as hell



Well them pretty girls they're all the same

But they're damn well gonna know my name

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend



I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend