1st Band On The Moon

There's a problem with the girls here on Earth

They stopped acting dizzy wearing miniskirts

Seems like everything wild is in distaste

Gotta get my band off in outer, outerspace



I want a place that wants arena rock

Along with the girls who wanna suck my...

Take our music up and fry some brains

Teach a dimension how to go, go insane



It can't come too soon

Someone always has to break the rules

Like a rock n roll cartoon

1st band on the moon



Now it won't be too long

Until we get to sing our songs

Even if we're outta tune

1st band on the moon



Everybody watchin' on their TV sets

Came out of the shuttle dancin' penthouse pets

And someone grabs a mic and really lets it spit

But the band is so loud

We blow, blow the transmit



It can't come too soon

Someone always has to break the rules

Like a rock n roll cartoon

1st band on the moon



Now it won't be too long

Until we get to sing our songs

Even if we're outta tune

1st band on the moon



That's one small step for man

One giant leap backwards for mankind



It can't come too soon

Someone always has to break the rules

Like a rock n roll cartoon

1st band on the moon



Now it won't be too long

Until we get to sing our songs

Even if we're outta tune

1st band on the moon

Even if we're outta tune

1st band on the moon