Floyd The Barber

Bell on door clanks - come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair, don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face



I was shaved (x3)



Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see, I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-Pee pressed against my lips



I was shamed (x3)



I sense others in the room

Opey Aunt Bee, I presume

They take turns in cut me up

I died smothered in Andy's butt



I was shaved (x3)