Laziest Gal In Town

It's not 'cause I wouldn't



It's not 'cause I shouldn't



And, you know darn well, it's not 'cause I couldn't



It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town



My poor heart is achin'



To bring home some bacon



And if I find myself alone and forsaken



It's simply because, I'm the laziest gal in town



Though I'm more than willing to learn



How these gals get so much extra money to burn



Every little proposition I just turn it down



Way down, yeah



It's not 'cause I wouldn't



It's not 'cause I shouldn't, honey



And you know, that it's not 'cause I couldn't



It's simply because I'm the laziest, the laziest gal in town