That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker

Ohh myyyy

20 throw down in my fist of rage

And the man to my left has folded down

Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush

I had three jacks and a pair of nines

My mind is turning - just two shots more

There's not much left to play

Well then dude walks in, black hat on top, what a mop

I'm lucky wasn't a county cop cause I'm just runnin out of time



Who's up for game two

What to do

My wallet's gettin thin

And I just lost my watch last night

Well I gotta problem

Just one answer

Gotta throw it all down

And kiss it goodbye

Yeah!



That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold.

Never to fold



Who's up for game three

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

And I just lost it all

Well there's a man sittin next to me

Red with smiling eyes

Its funny

I don't have no money tonight

Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh



That was a crazy game of poker

(That was a crazy game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

But someday I'll be back again

And I, never to fold.

(Never to fold)



badadabopbopbeedabopbudabeebopbopbopbeebopbopbopbeebabeedababopbop

I say now skittleedat dat,

Well how bout that?

I'm coming out the front never, comin' out the back



And I walked into the bar yesterday

Cause I had something to do, something to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around

Til I heard the sound of his feet fallin' on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.



So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of you say a

I say revolution, and you say jah

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you all say jah

jahova



And I said, what'cha looking at?

He hit me across the face with a bat

I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go

So he opened the door and said do what you're here for

I said I'm wandering round the road 44

And I said I been walkin' for about a thousand years.



And my feet are growing tired

My eyes a little wired

Don't know what to do unless I retire

And he just said let's play some crazy poker



So I said Johnny what'cha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of you say a

I say revolution, and you say da

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you all say da da da

da-da-dayoh!



I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

I don't give a shit cause I got the drop

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine

And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine



And I drank a bottle'a whiskey, 'fore I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me



And to my left was a man, he had no Tan

he Didn't even think about starting to sin

The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice

He looked kinda mad and I, I felt bad

Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny

But now I'm just struggling--

I need a hunnie-bunnie.

I don't know what to say anymore

So I'm just gonna go out, ay-oh!



So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how 'bout a revolution?

And he said right.

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say da

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say da

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say da

I say of, you say a

I say revolution, and you say da da da

da-da-dayoh!