Horny Toad

Yeah!



If I had your number I'd call you on the phone

I'd breathe real heavy, if that didn't work

Maybe I'd start to groan

I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad



I don't want your money 'cause I got all I need

All I want is to rub your body

Until you start to bleed

I don't love you I'm just a horny toad



If I had your address I'd come right to your door

I'd knock all day till you let me in

And then I'd knock some more

I ain't crazy I'm just a horny toad



If you think I'm nasty, you ain't seen nothin' yet

You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream

The nastier I get

I can't help it I'm just a horny toad



Now watch me dance



Run, go tell your boyfriend his lovin' has got too old

He might as well pack his things

And get his dead ass on the road

Tell him you live on a lily pad with a horny toad, yeah