I'm Going Slightly Mad

When the outside temperature rises

And the meaning is oh so clear

One thousand and one yellow daffodils

Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear

Are they trying to tell you something ?

You're missing that one final screw

You're simply not in the pink my dear

To be honest you haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened - happened

It finally happened - ooh woh

It finally happened - I'm slightly mad - oh dear !

Ha ha ha ha ha



I'm one card short of a full deck

I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over

I think I'm a banana tree

Oh dear

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad (I'm going slightly mad)

It finally happened - happened

It finally happened - uh huh

It finally happened - I'm slightly mad - oh dear !



Uh uh ah ah

Uh uh ah ah



I'm knitting with only one needle

Unravelling fast it's true

I'm driving only three wheels these days

But my dear, how about you ?

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened

It finally happened - oh yes

It finally happened - I'm slightly mad !

Just very slightly mad !

And there you have it!