If You Can't Beat Them

Keep your chin up when you're feelin' lonely

Don't let them get you down

Ain't no use in you sitting all alone

Hangin' around for someone to call

Ooh they won't come knockin' at all

Don't run and hide

Even if it hurts you inside

So I said

Give as good as you get - yeah



If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You've got to do it

'Cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself



Yeah, come on, go, get up, hey, sure feelin' good



Keep your fingers off my money

Don't try and pull me down

You're takin' me out to wine and dine me

Tryin' to wind me 'round and around

Invite me to your little contract ha! ha!

Rumour has it that you could play dirty

I'll tell you what I'll do about that and that oh yeah

I'm playing them at their own game - yeah!



If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You've got to do it

'Cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

You're never gonna help yourself



Yeah, that's good, playing dirty



If you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Oh, you've got to do it

'Cause it makes you feel good

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em



It's everyone for themselves



Move on out, hey

Hey

All right, let rock 'n' roll reign

Hey whooh hoo