Bum Like You

You're always up to no good

Your fingers in my cookie jar

You can have my checkbook, Visa and my MasterCard too

Ain't no price to high for what you do



You could be my dog

I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now



My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you



Your car's a dump and you're broke

That's all right

I never liked them fancy guys

You don't even look good

God it aint right

But your story's acting out of sight



We could fall apart

I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now



My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on you, yeah

My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you



You're always up to no good

You catch on like a bonfire

Every single worn out line is shiny and new

I never met a sweeter liar



You could be my king

I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now



My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do

Is wasting my time on you



(Take the VCR) My new favorite thing to do

(The keys to my house) Is wasting my time on a bum like you

(The keys to my car) My new favorite thing to do

(I don't need it no more) Is wasting my time on you

(Give me the keys to your heart)



Wasting my time on you