Man On The Moon

Mott the Hoople and the game of Life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Monopoly, Twenty-One, Checkers and Chess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's play Twister, let's play Risk

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'll see you heaven if you make the list

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



Now Andy did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Andy are you goofin' on Elvis (hey, baby)

Are we losing touch?



If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed, there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool



Moses went walking with the staff of wood

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Newton got beaned by the apple good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



Now Andy did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Andy are you goofin' on Elvis (hey, baby)

Are you having fun?



If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool



Here's a little agit for the never-believer

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a little ghost for the offering

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



Now Andy did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Andy are you goofing on Elvis (hey, baby)

Are we losing touch?



If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon (man on the, man on the moon)

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool



(Repeat....)