Honey, I'm Home

The car won't start, it's fallin apart

I was late for work, and the boss got smart

My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose

My hair went flat, man I hate that (hate that)



Just when I thought things couldn't get worse

I realized I forgot my purse

With all this stress I must confess

This could be worse than P.M.S.



This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait til the end of the day

But hey honey I'm on my way

Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey hey hey!



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Honey I'm home and I've had a hard day

Pour me a cold one, and oh, by the way

Hey rub my feet, get me something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back, my head's killing me

I need to relax, and watch TV

Get off the phone, give the dog a bone

Hey (hey) Hey honey I'm home



I broke a nail opening the mail

I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell

The job's a pain, it's so mundane

It sure don't stimulate my brain



This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait til the end of the day

But hey honey I'm on my way

Hey (hey) Hey (hey) Hey hey hey!



(Chorus)

Honey I'm home and I've had a hard day

Pour me a cold one, and oh, by the way

Hey rub my feet, get me something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back, my head's killing me

I need to relax, and watch TV

Get off the phone, give the dog a bone

Hey (hey) Hey honey I'm home



Hey rub my neck will you?



Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!



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I'm home!