Maynard's Dick

It's all an open center

Opens up and lets the wind lift him away

It doesn't have to feel water

It's just a place that feels right with him

Kinda like the way you're breathing

I kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick (oh yeah)



There's a shyness found in reason

Apprehensive influence swallow away

You seem to feel abysmal, take it

then you're careful grace for sure

Kinda like the way you're breathing

Kinda like the way you keep looking away

Would you like to glide on

Climb a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick

Maynard's dick (yeah...)



Take you out in back of the toolshed

Lay it right on top of your forehead

Take you out in back of the toolshed

Now you know what you're fuckin' with... Maynard's dick!

Maynard's dick!

Maynard's dick!

Maynard's dick (yeah ye-yeah)



[indiscriminate bodily noises]