Haven't Had A Drink All Day

Oh yeah,

Leavin' San Bernardino I was running behind

I had a load on my trailer and a lot on my mind

And I love rocking, rolling 'cross the USA

I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day



Pulled into Arizona about a hundred or more

When a smokey bear shot me with his radar gun

He said "you're drunk son"

Yeah, there ain't no way

I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day



Left Gallup and I found it didn't bother a soul

I gave a pretty girl a ride to a watering hole

And she thanked me

As I pulled her off the interstate

She said "I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day"



I burst through Amarillo like a wild west wind

Stopped in Oklahoma City just to see an old friend

What's up cous', he said, I'm OK, yeah

I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day

Let's drive



Got home to Little Rock about 3 am

My baby met me at the door with a bottle in her hand

"Good to see my man, let's celebrate", yeah

I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day

I got stoned this morning but I haven't had a drink all day

Said I got drunk this morning but I haven't been stoned all day yeah