I Love This Bar

We got winners

We got losers

Chain-smokers and boozers

We got yuppies

We got bikers

We got thirsty hitchhikers

And the girls next door dress-up like movie stars

Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar



We got cowboys

We got truckers

Broken-hearted fools and suckers

And we got hustlers

We got fighters

Early-birds and all-nighters

And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar



I love this bar

It's my kind of place

Just walkin' through the front door

Puts a big smile on my face

It ain't too far

Come as you are

Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar



I've seen short skirts

We've got high-techs

Blue-collared boys and rednecks

And we got lovers

Lots of lookers

I've even seen dancing girls and hookers

And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar

(Yes I do)



Toby: I like my truck



Crowd: I like my truck



Toby: And I like my girlfriend



Crowd: I like my girlfriend



Toby: I like to take her out to dinner, I like a movie now and then



But I love this bar

It's my kind of place

Just toein' around the dance floor

Puts a big smile on my face

No cover charge

Come as you are

Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar

Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I just love this old bar



[Album version contains the following lyrics]



We got divorcees

and a big bouncer man

An old jukebox and a real bad band

We got waitresses

and we got barflies

A dumb-ass and a wise-guy

If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car



Reason number 672 why



Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar

Play it on out boys

Beer-thirty's over

Got to take it on home



(Whistling)



Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar

I just love it.