Hoochie Woman

I wasn't thinking

My head was in the book

His hands were on her everywhere

I saw his face

I dropped my coffee

He's cheating on me with a hoochie woman



You can keep your hoochie

You can keep the house

and the bank accounts

'Cause boys I bring home the bacon



I went to work and the office girls

were all burning their poetry

It wasn't good in the neighborhood

Now they are all just a hoochie woman



You can keep your hoochie

You can keep the house

and the bank accounts

'Cause boys I bring home the bacon

I said boy I bring home the bacon



He called me up

He said she has needs

I said you'll find them on Barney's Fourth floor

He said I need a loan

That's not a problem

You'd better keep this from your hoochie woman



You can keep your hoochie

You can keep the house

and the bank accounts

'Cause boy I bring home the bacon

I said girls I bring home the bacon