Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh / Il Muto

People:

They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!

His Lordship, sure, would die of shock

His Lordship is a laughing-stock!

Should he suspect her, God protect her!

Shame! Shame! Shame!

This faithless lady's bound for HADES!

Shame! Shame!! Shame!



Carlotta:

Serafimo - your disguise is perfect.

Who can this be?



Piangi:

Gentle wife, admit your loving husband.



My love - I am called to England on affairs of State,

And must leave you with your new maid.

Though I'd happily take the maid with me.



Carlotta:

The old fool's leaving!



Serafimo - away with this pretence!

You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!



Poor fool, he makes me laugh!

Haha, Haha...

Time I tried to get a better better half!

Poor fool, he doesn't know!

Hoho, Hoho...

If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!



Phantom:



Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?



Meg Giry:

He's here; the Phantom of the Opera ...



Christine:

It's him



Carlotta:

Your part is silent, little toad!



phantom:

A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad ...



Carlotta:

Serafimo, away with this pretence!

You cannot speak, but kiss me in my ...

OH!

Poor fool, he makes me laugh -



Audience:

Hahahahaha!



Carlotta:

Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak



Andre:

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time ...

... when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Christine Daae.



Firmin:

Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera.



Raoul:

Are you alright?



Christine:

Raoul, we're not safe here



Firmin:

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats.

Do not panic.



Andre:

It was an accident ... simply an accident