Personality Goes a Long Way [Dialogue]

[Vincent:]

You want some bacon?



[Jules:]

No, man, I don't eat pork.



[Vincent:]

Are you Jewish ?



[Jules:]

No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.



[Vincent:]

Why not?



[Jules:]

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.



[Vincent:]

But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...



[Jules:]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,

But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.

Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.

I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.



[Vincent:]

How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces



[Jules:]

I don't eat dog either



[Vincent:]

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?



[Jules:]

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.

But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.



[Vincent:]

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?



[Jules:]

We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.

I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?