Trainwrecks

We sleep all day and rock the night

We just get up to start another fight

We kiss and then we bite

We are trainwrecks



You don't keep house and I'm a slob

You're freakin' out cause I can't keep a job

We don't update our blogs

We are trainwrecks



People love to tell us what to do

That's just 'cause they're jealous of me and you



We're diggin' through the couch for cash

We're takin' cabs 'cause both our cars are trashed

But we're still kickin' ass

We are trainwrecks, trainwrecks,

we're still kickin' ass

We are trainwrecks



We think it's uncool to be on time

Moochin' off our friends is not a Federal crime



Someday we'll cut our critics down to size

And crash a Diddy party in disguise

We fall but then we rise

We are trainwrecks

Trainwrecks

That's the story of our lives

We are trainwrecks, trainwrecks



That's the story of our lives

We are trainwrecks