Pork and Beans

Weezer · Weezer (The Red Album) [2008]

They say I need some Rogaine

to put in my hair

Work it out in the gym

to fit my underwear

Oakley makes the shades

that transform the tool

You'd hate for the kids to think

that you lost your cool



I'mma do the things that I wanna do

I ain't got a thing to prove to you

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans

Excuse my manners if I make a scene

I'm ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like

I'm finally dandy with the me inside

One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot about what you think



Everyone likes to dance

to a happy song

(hey, hey)

With a catchy chorus and beat

So they can sing along

(hey, hey)

Timbaland knows the way

To reach the top of the charts

Maybe if I work with him

I can perfect the art



I'mma do the things that I wanna do

I ain't got a thing to prove to you

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans

Excuse my manners if I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like

I'm finally dandy with the me inside

One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot about what you think



No I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

I don't care

I don't care



I'mma do the things that I wanna do

I ain't got a thing to prove to you

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans

Excuse my manners if I make a scene

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like

I'm finally dandy with the me inside

One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink

I don't give a hoot about what you think