Hello Operator

Hello operator!

can you give me number nine?

can i see you later?

will you give me back my dime?

Tell me iscolator,

twisted with a dollar bill,

mail man bring the paper,

leave it on my windowsill!!



Find a Canary!

a bird to bring my message home.

carry my obituary,

my cofin doesn't have a phone!

how you gonna get the money?

send papers to an empty home!

how you gonna get the money?

nobody to answer the phone!