Jurassic Park

I recall the time

They found those fossilized mosquitoes

And before long, they were cloning DNA

Now, I'm being chased by some

Irate velociraptors, well, believe me,

This has been one lousy day



Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone shut the fence off in the rain

I admit it's kinda eerie

But this proves my Chaos Theory

And I don't think I'll be coming back again

Oh noooo!



I cannot approve of this attraction

'Cause getting disembowled

Always makes me kinda mad

A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer

Well I suppose that proves

They're really not all bad.



Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark

all the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone let T-rex out of his pen.

I'm afraid those things will harm me

Cause they sure don't act like Barney

And they think that I'm their dinner

Not their friend

Oh nooo!



**Tortured screams**



Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark

All the dinosaurs are running wild

What a crummy weekend this has been.

Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket

Think I'll tell them where to stick it

'Cause I'm never coming back this way, again!

Oh nooo!!! whoooaahh nooooo!