Livin' In The Fridge

There's somethin' weird in the fridge today

I don't know what it is

Food I can't recognize

My roommate won't throw a thing away

I guess it's probably his

It looks like it's alive...



And livin' in the fridge...livin' in the fridge

Livin' in the fridge...livin' in the fridge



There's somethin' gross in the fridge today

It's green and growin' hair

It's been there since July

If you can name that object

In that baggie over there

Then mister, you're a better man than I



It's livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

Livin' in the fridge

Can't tell what it is at all

Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

]Livin' in the fridge



Tell me do you think it should be carbon-dated

Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?

You try to save a little bit of your home cookin'

Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen

It always happens, my friend

Again and again and again and again



Somethin' stinks in the fridge today

And it's been rottin' there all week

It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak

Well, maybe I should take another peek...



Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

Livin' in the fridge

Can't tell what it is at all

Livin' in the fridge

You can't stop the mold from growin'

Livin' in the fridge

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is, don't know what it is

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is, don't know what it is

Livin' in the fridge

Don't know what it is at all

Livin' in the fridge, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah