Since You've Been Gone

Since you've been gone

Well I feel like I've been chewin' on tin foil

Since you've been gone

It's like I've got a great big mouth full of cod liver oil

Well I'm feeling like I've stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on

You know I've been in a buttload of pain

Since you've been gone



I couldn't feel any worse

If you dropped a two ton bowlingball on my toes

It couldn't hurt any more

If you shuffled a red hot cactus up my nose



Since you've been gone

Well it feels like I'm getting tetinis-shots every day

Since you've been gone

It's like I've got an ice-cream headache that won't go away

Ever since the day you left me

I've been so miserable my dear

I feel almost as bad as I did

When you were still here.