Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

Weird Al Yankovic · Dare To Be Stupid [1985]

Some girls like to buy new shoes

And others like driving trucks and wearing tattoo's

There's only one thing that they all like a bunch,

Oh, girls they wanna have lunch

Oh, girls just wanna have lunch



I know how to keep a woman satisfied

When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide

They're always in the mood for something to munch

Oh, girls they wanna have lunch

Oh, girls just wanna have



That's all they really want

Is some lunch

Don't ask them to dinner or breakfast or brunch

'Cause girls they wanna have lunch

Oh, girls just wanna have lunch



Girls they want, wanna wave unch,

Girls wanna have,

She eats like she got a hole in her neck,

And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check

Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton

Oh, girls they wanna have lunch

Oh, girls just wanna have



That's all they really want

Some lunch

Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch

Those girls they wanna have lunch

Oh, girls just wanna have lunch



Girls, they want, wanna have lunch

Girls wanna have

They just wanna, they just wanna girls

They just wanna, they just wanna

Girls just wanna have lunch

They just wanna, they just wanna

They just wanna, they just wanna