Taco Grande

Taco... Grande...

Taco... Grande...



Yo quiero chimichangas, y chile colorado

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno

Y el chile rellano



You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada

That's right, I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla



I love to stuff my face with tacos el carbon

With my friends or when I'm all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

Un burrito ranchero



So give me something spicy and hot now

Bring out the menu, what you got now

Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side

You better sure the beans are refried



Taco... Grande...

Taco... Grande...



Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

That's why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip

It's really good with bean dip



I eat uno, dos, tres, cuatro burritos

Pretty soon, I can't fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas



Well, the combination plates come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks please



Taco... Grande...

Taco... Grande...



Buenos noches, senor, y bienvenidos al Enrico's Casa de Salsa

Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos

Se puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno, muy delicioso

Sus ojos se quamaran, su estomago esteran el fuego

Se quedaran en el bano por un semana

Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?



Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait

Now watch your fingers, careful, hot plate

What do you think you're doing with my chile con queso

Well, if you want some, just say so



Oh boy, pico de gallo

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio

No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas

You can toss away the hot sauce



Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole

You better get me a bowl of guacamole

Y usted, Eugene, why is your face turning green

Don't you like pinto beans



You want some more cinnamon crispas

If you don't, hasta la vista

Just take the rest home in a doggy bag if you wanna

You can finish it manana



Well it's been a pleasure, I can eat no more

Senor, la cuenta, por favor

If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well you oughta

Just don't drink the water



Taco... Grande...

Taco... Grande...

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