Living With A Hernia

Help me out

Dig



All I do is grunt and groan

Hurts me to walk anywhere

Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones

He took my trousers off, told me to cough

Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss

He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss



Living with a hernia, ow

All the time, such aggravation

Living with a hernia

Gonna be my ruination

Living with a hernia

Got to have an operation

Feel so old, ow



Too much bad pain

Good God, drives me insane

Can't run, barely crawl

Got a bulge in my intestinal wall



Walk real funny, bless my soul

Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl

You can't even do the splits now

Say it

Better call it quits now

Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow



Living with a hernia

Hurts me bad in a tender location

Living with a hernia

Had enough humiliation

Living with a hernia, yow

Got to have an operation



Ow, I live with a hernia

Can't get up, can't bend over

Now I live with a hernia



Wait a minute

You may not be familiar with the common types

Of hernias that you could get

So just settle down, let me clue you in



There's incomplete (incomplete)

Epigastric (epigastric)

Bladder, huh (bladder)

Strangulated (strangulated

Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)

Richter's hernia (Richter's hernia)

Obstructed (obstructed)

Inguinal and Direct



Living with a hernia

Rupture

I said it's causin' me such irritation

Living with a hernia

Have to have my medication

Living with a hernia



Yeah, I feel bad