Party At The Leper Colony

Finger food and an ice cold keg,

They won't cost you an arm and a leg!

Dance all night to a rotten band.

Come on people, let's give 'em a hand!



Saturday night, it's the place to be,

Everyone cut footloose with me!

It's a party at the leper colony.

There's a party at the leper colony!



Hey!



Met a little lady, so pretty and young.

She was quite a talker 'til the cat got her tongue!

She moved up beside me, I turned on my charm.

Ooh, pretty soon she was completely disarmed!



I said, 'girl, don't fall to pieces on me.'

But she cried her eyes out, literally

At the party at the leper colony.

There's a party at the leper colony!



Hey! Hey!



Hey now buddy, don't you give me no lip!

Sorry I was using your head for dip!

There's someone in the hottub, I don't know who.

Wait a minute, it looks like Stu!



Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?

Another pretty momma gonna ride on me

At the party at the leper colony!

There's a party at the leper colony!