She Drives Like Crazy

Weird Al Yankovic · UHF [1989]

Where'd you learn how to steer

You do eighty in second gear

When you drive, I can't relax

Got your license from Cracker Jacks

You just hit another tree

These fender benders are killin' me



She drives like crazy

Like noone else

She drives like crazy

And I'm afraid for myself



They'll put you behind bars

We're not playin' bumper cars

Did a great figure eight

In the middle of the interstate

Tires squeel wherever we go

Even hitchhikers just say no



She drives like crazy

Her car's a mess

She drives like crazy

She's got a death wish I guess



She's a demon

Behind the wheel

Thinks she's drivin'

The Batmobile



Burnin' rubber in school zones

Runnin' over the traffic cones

Passin' "semi-"s on the right

Now my knuckles are turnin' white



She drives like crazy

She'll break our necks

She drives like crazy

She always gets into wrecks



She drives like crazy

Like noone else

She drives like crazy

Now I'm afraid for myself



She drives like crazy

Like noone else

She drives like crazy

And I'm afraid for myself