Spatula City

Weird Al Yankovic · UHF [1989]

There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs

Spatula City

Spatula City



A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.

Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.

And because we eliminate the middle man

We can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you

Where do you go if you want to buy

Name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?

Spatula City

Spatula City



And this weekend only

Take advantage of our special liquidation sale

Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny

Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents

And what better way to say I love you.

Than with the gift of a spatula

Spatula City

Spatula City



Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City

I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company



Spatula City - seven locations

We're in the yellow pages under spatulas.



My, where did you get that lovely spatula?

Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all.