Such A Groovy Guy

I got my alligator boots, I wear my pants skin tight

I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night

And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight

It makes me want to kneel down and pray



I'm so adorable and charming

I'm sure that you can see

And everybody's always tryin' to hang around with me

They tell me I'm the greatest, and it's hard to disagree

'Cause I'm so perfect in every way



And I'm so cute

I can hardly stand it

And I'm so handsome, honey, I could just die

I know you'll never be as wonderful as me

But at least you can try



'Cause I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

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Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy



Baby, are you in the mood for a little romance

Well, for starters I could pour some chocolate pudding down your pants

And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance

Well, golly, wouldn't that be fun



Oh, and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss

I'll make you wear a harness

And I'll show you who's the boss

Of course, if you refuse, well honey, it's your loss

I mean, I don't do this with just anyone



So baby, how can you say its all over

So how can you tell me goodbye

So now you tell me that you're leavin' me for good

And all I wanna know is why

I mean, after all



I'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)

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I mean you could do worse



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