To Heck With Ole Santa Claus

(To the heck with ole Santa Claus)



Last year I hung a stockin' by the chimney

And ole Santa didn't bring me anything

Well, I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me

But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring.



So to the heck with ole Santa Clause

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

I'd like to hit him in his (ho ho ho)

With a bunch of big snowballs.



To the heck with ole Santa Claus.



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Next year I'll build a big fire by the fireplace

I'll be like that little pig I read about

And if that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney

He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt.



So to the heck with ole Santa Clause

When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls

I'd like to hit him in his (ho ho ho)

With a bunch of big snowballs.



Yes, to the heck with ole Santa Claus...