How Fucking Romantic

how fucking romantic

all the stars are out

twinkling twinkling twinkling

and fluttering about



what a tacky sunset

what a vulgar moon

play another charming

rogers and hart tune



how fucking romantic

must we really waltz?

drag another cliche

howling from the vaults



love you obviously

like you really care

even though you treat me

like a dancing bear



toss your bear a goldfish

as he cycles by

don't forget to feed your

bear or it'll die