Wi' Nae Wee Bairn Ye'll Me Beget

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee



But I'll turn into a nightengale and song will warm my heart

Well I'll turn nto a threshing machine and tear that bird apart



Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee



But I'll turn into a vampire in case you own a neck

Well I'll turn into a silver cross and send me back to heck



Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee



But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb and atomize the air

Well I'll turn into a cockroack and youll see if I care



Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee



But I'll turn into a super nova and burn up everything

Well I'll turn into a black little hole and youll turn into string



Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee



But I'll turn into God himself and you will come to me

Then I will not believe in you and then where will you be?



Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee



Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret. A maiden I will dee