I Don't Really Love You Anymore

"True I'd give my right arm

To keep you safe from harm

And, true, for you I'd move to Ecuador



And I'd keep a little farm

Chop wood to keep you warm

But I don't really love you anymore



I don't have to love you now

If I don't wish to

I won't see you anyhow

If that's an issue



Because I am a gentleman

Think of me as just your fan

Who remembers every dress you wore-



Just the bad comedian

Your new boyfriend's better than-

'Cause I don't really love you anymore



There'll be some day when your eyes

Do not enthrall me

I'll be numb, I realize you'll never call me



'Cause I've read your horoscope

And now I've given up all hope

So I don't really love you anymore



'Cause I've read your horoscope

And now I've given up all hope

So I don't really love you anymore"